it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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