Me too!
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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