absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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