Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Randomize
