You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
this just has baby written all over it
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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