oh god the rape fog is back!
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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