first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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