I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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