I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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