i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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