I bet he comes in French.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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