I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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