We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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