I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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