How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
