chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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