i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Randomize
