is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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