Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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