wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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