THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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