in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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