My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
