Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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