i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
only you would photoshop your dick
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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