I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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