I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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