TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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