I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it was like eating out sand paper
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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