she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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