By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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