I must be too annoying 4 u.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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