i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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