Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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