I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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