You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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