Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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