Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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