I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
