Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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