How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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