everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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