i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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