At least make sure they are 18
Why
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
