hell yes lets make some ravioli
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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