The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize