i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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