I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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