i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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