Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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