I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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