btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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