google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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